September 2012
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(◕‿◕✿): HOW I GOT A SINGLE DORM ROOM →
farhaha:
This is long-awaited story, and I am finally ready to tell it.
It all begins with this celestial image that I uploaded as my student ID picture:
Then, out of the blue, I received this email:
It was a fair request. Not everyone can handle the beauty of a Farah sunrise,…
fleshpound:
a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”
the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink
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phyllidiafeatherbottom:
last night when my friend was wasted she forgot the word ‘homophobic’ so she replaced it with ‘genital racism’
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth
this was her after ripping off the tape
and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures
buddhabob:
quinnf4brays:
lucyforpromqueen:
quinnf4brays:
there are animals called dikdiks
pronounced.. dick-dicks?
no pronounced xylophone
tyrannia:
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
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tltty:
toilet paper should just be called butt paper bc it’s not the toilet that it’s wiping
lanadelrevupthosefryers:
i didn’t choose the thug life…
…and it sure as hell didn’t choose me
we found each other on match.com
groovymuttations:
how many times do those hurricane namers need to be reminded that frilly names like Isaac will not scare anyone into safety name a hurricane something scary like Count Dicksmasher the Third and then we’ll talk
mareeps:
the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us.
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Watchbasedpod:
this scares me so bad every time
wvnderbar:
I’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
noplaceforagirlonfire:
nexusxyz:
amateurcatalyst:
areyoutryingtodeduceme:
hazier:
Dentist Why. The less popular spin-off of Doctor Who.
Surgeon Where.
Therapist When.
Cardiologist What
Gynecologist How
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life in a nutshell.jpg
dslites:
why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
chuckle-w0rthy:
paulyoptosaurus:
tothefridgeandbeyond:
paulyoptosaurus:
edsheewalkedd:
davidspalooza:
tothefridgeandbeyond:
paulyoptosaurus:
you put your right hand in
you put your right hand out
you put your right hand in
And you shake it all about
you do the hokey pokey
and you ＧＯ ＤＥＥＰ ＩＮＴＯ ＴＨＥ ＦＩＥＲＹ ＤＥＰＴＨＳ ＯＦ ＨＥＬＬ
thats what its all about
clap clap
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
Watchdietchola:
mormondad:
titanium
oh
August 2012
