July 2012
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engiebooty:
in the future scientists will be able to determine whether you will prefer coke or pepsi before birth. Families will fall when they discover that their child will enjoy pepsi when they are a coke family and vice versa. They will beg the doctor to do something but the doctor will solemnly shake his head. He can do nothing.
kats-in-space:
madeagoestohell:
i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
The deeper questions in life.
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dobycha:
people who take me seriously
mermaist:
a pic ive always wanted to use
Watchoraphis:
Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
liambringmethepayne:
liambringmethepayne:
bloodcavern:
what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do
tobey maguire or andrew garfield
i thought this said spider man please ignore me
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tavros-hot-butt:
DAVEREZI HEADCANON
SOMETIMES WHEN DAVE IS REALLY UPSET HE JUST BURIES HIS FACEI N HER BOOBS AND TEREZI GOES “D4V3 WH4T TH3 FUCK 4R3 YOU DO1NG? >:?” AND DAVE JUST GOES “shh sshhh im in my happy place tz don’t disturb me”
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Eeehhe, I feel like spouting unpopular opinions- even though I’ll probably lose followers from this, but I personally don’t care C:
[[MORE]] This is still under the ‘dumb’ tag so you don’t have to read it, and afterwards I will go back to being silent and reblogging things I find amusing rather than using this as a personal rant blog. I just want to say, in regards...
puppyluver43:
I don’t like morning people or mornings or people
unclefather:
STOP, KONY! STOP! YOU FORGOT YOUR WALLET.
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hmuifyoureblack:
trophywifematerial:
do you ever get the feeling that people are talking about you, and not in a good way
dumbirish:
parasailin-sarahpalin:
just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs
at least were running
captainamericasflybooty:
I am a goddess
wugs:
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Watchsailortits:
my favorite video of all time
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sunniedoesstuff:
PREPURR FER TRERBERRR!
ERND MERK IT DERBERRRRR!
TO PRETECT THE DWORL FERM DERIVEISRTION!
TO UNIET LAL PEEPLE WIDIN ER NERTSHRN~~
2 DNOWNS DA EEVLS OF TRUTH AND OVEL!!~!
TO X-TEND ER RERCH TO THE STASR ABORV!
JESUSSUSEEE!!
JAMESMSM!!
TEERM ERERCKERT BLARST OFF AT THER SPEERD OF LERGHT!
SURESRNDER NAWO OR PREPERR TO FIGHT!!!
MEERTH!! THERTS...
jzul:
satans-testicle:
You’re human, you made a human mistake. You did a terrible thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a terrible person.
words of wisdom from satans testicle
melonlordy:
somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:
beifaggot:
See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS...
dutchslut:
the fridge is empty just like my heart
Page 1: A young man stands in his bedroom
Page 5249: The alternate version of a girl's grandfather kisses his best friends severed head on the lips while a volcano erupts
niggaimdeadass:
fapitalism:
I made two Chinese...
