im-the-god-of-mischief: I AM SO READY FOR SPIDERMAN. LIKE FUCK YEAHHHH SPIDERMANNN. i mean, im sooooooo readyyy.
gracklebird: somethinghomo: could you imagine getting into a fistfight with a guy that has yaoi hands
soras-absurdly-long-eyelashes: maniacalkyriis: Neofriends tab in English Neofriends tab translated from German to English Wow. Portuguese: did i ask for your opinion French: don’t tell me how to live Spanish: say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
uvidimsya: peaceloveandecstasy: joceln: canada looks really broken u ok canada TRY COLOURING IN THAT SHIT WHEN YOU’RE 7 AND HAVE NO FINE MOTOR SKILLS. FUCKING NUNAVUT. ASK ANY CANADIAN, I SWEAR TO THE GOD OF MAPLE SYRUP. god of maple syrup.
adriofthedead: notmusa: what if your farts sounded like screams
jesuschola: This user is not following you? More like this loser is not following you.
tabit: why be sad when you can be happy
kittymander: my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels
ih0peyourwifidies: you know what really turns me on? unprotected wifi
debrides: next time someone responds to you with garbage like “you think THAT’s bad?? well I have it so much worse”, grab them by the shoulders, look them in the eye, touch your nose to theirs, and whisper your suffering fills my heart with gladness
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Meowmix Nope Marlene: pockytardis: omg so... →
pockytardis: omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza and the pizzaman…
no-dana-only-zuul: so this one time i tried to be really fucking hilarious by making a “YOU TRIED” star in text post form but i kept failing miserably and i cant bring myself to publish the draft because its too fucking funny just sitting there reminding me of how i did, indeed, try
theboysinmotion: buttpug: rearrange this sentence yourself kill kill this sentence rearrange yourself
gunugy: pokutefan69: im laugHING SO HARD AT THIS TINY TEXT?? LIKE?????? OH MY FUCKIN G GOD WHY WOULD U EVER NEED TEXT THIS SMALL WHAT IS EVEN THE PUJR POSE ITS JUST TINY LITTLE DOTS spider im so sorry
tamayomeri: andywalkingandytired: joeelliottsinappropriatelover: videohall: The old woman had me in tears… “WOW… eehhhhhYEEEEAAAHHH” omg its back best video I’ve ever seen. EVER. EVER. I MEAN IT, EVER. I watch this once every day
popcornmassacre: how to tell someone you like them start screaming scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream have fun on your date
angrylesbianmom: “Chicago” is the french spelling of “shikaakwa” which means “stinky onion” in the Miami-Illinois language
commanderinqueef: current mood: bagel without cream cheese
clayaiken2003: do you ever wonder what like cave women did when they got their periods i think about that like every day
tahnohairbending: crazedoriginality: zigzag0on: fagmander: nintendoggystyle: is there holy bible fanfiction jesus fucking christ looks more like jesus fucking noah Oh my god ..otp? //shudders
the-ler-ler: omg my dad just came in here and legit im not even fuckin with you he said ‘why does our dog look like beyonce’
did-you-kno: An Argentinean condom company came up with this ad before a Soccer match to show the Brazilians what they were going to do to them. Brazil won the match and their football organization replied to the ad. Source
homoduplex: yOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT THEM OFF Well Now They’re Just Some Body Parts You Used To Own
mormondad: i dont grow chest hair i just grow chest money
federalists: My first word was “daddy” I’m such a submissive slut