May 2012
musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
kids: but we're broke too
adamusprime:
overtheunderpass:
i shit you not
today in a bookstore a guy came up to me and said, “wanna move this over to the romance section” and i gave an uncomfortable laugh then he was like “or maybe fantasy” and he WINKED
i replied with “no thanks you look nice though” and i left superfast
he spent the rest of the day in the mystery section wondering where he went wrong
“awwwww shit this is my jam” i say as i spread it on my toast
Went to FF.net for some good time reading
become-a-gear:
pixelnoton:
>go to the games section
>looking through titles
>wait a minute
a while ago i went and read some
theyre fucking hilarious
Person: Oh wow you made a cool thing
Me: (pterodactyl sounds)
1612th:
people always say, Mark Zuckerberg: Founder of facebook, but have you ever thought that maybe he’s DEEPER than that? have you ever thought maybe he wants to be called Mark Zuckerberg: animal lover, sushi enthusiast, ‘a nice guy’ ?? he has feelings too you know
dekutree:
petition to add a “why” button
because some posts are just like
why
chris-who:
barackfuckingobama:
zeldea:
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
anrdew:
does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on
spicegirlsofficial:
a picture of the things im good at
1 tag
Watchsimply-sims:
cocktopimp:
thats-so-loki:
suckmycholo:
cheskasmagicshire:
What even is this
i love tumblr
oh
Laughing, crying and cheering.
let’s focus on this, shall we?
h0odrich:
HEY I HEARD CHU WERE A WILD JUAN
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vondell-swain:
my gay best friend wouldn’t go to the mall with me today. is it broken? what the hell? im gonna return it and get another one that works right.
textsfromdog:
santa: and what do YOU want for christmas?
me: to be funny
santa: pick something attainable
1 tag
livinglovinoloca:
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and i’m like
that’ll be 3.99
Watchvvelvvet:
yepperoni:
do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
so calm as they get doused
Ahaha ‘the yolks on us’ COMIC GENIUS.
pyrex-vision:
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
princeofkokoros:
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
princeofkokoros:
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
daisyfairy:
skrillex lyric videos
hyperbolequeen:
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
