Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
rachelberet: imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
shokojo: i want to kiss somebody a whole lot
lady-condom: jellomuffins: kochira: Japan .. you win again, another useless song stuck in my head for life. the one in the yellow has so much groove though Dx those kids got teh skillz ;-;
funkies: I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND LEFT MY MUSIC ON REALLY LOUD SO I CAN HEAR IT AND KEPT IT ON SHUFFLE AND ALL I HEAR IS “IIII WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS” AND I STARTED SCREAMIGN AND RUNNING UPSTAIRS AND MAKING NOISE SO MY MOM COULDNT HEAR IT AND I WAS LIKE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM AND SHE WAS LIKE WHAT AND THEN I YELLED ABOUT TOMATOS UNTIL I MUTED IT
wvnderbar: searching for “grandfather clocks” on google images has the potential for the worst typo ever
harrytyles: if i summon satan in the middle of class do you think the teacher will excuse me
berlitz: do you ever feel like you like someone a lot more than they like you and then start to feel like you’re just annoying them because while you always want to talk to them they probably don’t always want to talk to you and it stresses you out a lot and then you just start to feel really depressed about it
unfreshing: what do you gay horses eat? haaaaaaaaaaaaay
perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally.
AG: hey I just met you
AG: and I think you're crazy
AG: you're talking to yourself
AG: why do you have a 8oner
Teacher: Give me an example of a descriptive sentence.
Me: He thrust angrily into his lovers tight ass, grabbing his hips to find a better rhythm.
howdomermaidsfuck: cause of death: monday
methroid: mrshowardhughes: methroid: sorry katy perry but your teenage dream died like 15 years ago you should start focusing on your senior dreams …it died when she was 12?
pluviam: hear noises pause music complete silence play music hear noises again
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lesbian: hey i just met you
Lesbian: and this is crazy
Lesbian: but i think we should cohabitate, my u-haul is parked out back, how do you feel about cats i really love tabby's i have two we're a little family looking for our missing piece we should get a dog let's re-do the kitchen all zen-like whaddya say....baby?
Other lesbian: *gets in u-haul and they drive off into the sunset together to live in perfect harmony for two weeks*
ne-yo: My aunt died like a year ago and she is still idle on skype it’s creepy as fuck
clavid: apparently i’m a slave 4 u is not an appropriate song to put on a powerpoint about the 13th amendment
gloomtail: if you’re ever sad just think of this picture and you’ll instantly stop being sad
brooksoglesby: memories are forever
guys i find attractive
twice my age
reblog if it's ok if i come vent to you.
EVEN IF YOU’VE NEVER TALKED TO ME BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE!!!!