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adamusprime:

overtheunderpass:

i shit you not

today in a bookstore a guy came up to me and said, “wanna move this over to the romance section” and i gave an uncomfortable laugh then he was like “or maybe fantasy” and he WINKED

i replied with “no thanks you look nice though” and i left superfast

he spent the rest of the day in the mystery section wondering where he went wrong

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“awwwww shit this is my jam” i say as i spread it on my toast

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become-a-gear:

pixelnoton:

>go to the games section

>looking through titles

>wait a minute

a while ago i went and read some

theyre fucking hilarious

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mydogsmokes:

so i google searched ‘ugg costume’

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eastcollins:

goddamn it Jesus

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